Title: Jamy Lin and the killers
Author: Killing Crusem’s Paige
Topic: Nightmare on Elm Street / Friday the 13th
Genre: Drama / Friendship / Cross-Over
URL: Jamy Lin and the killers
Critiqued by The Psychic Librarian
Today we continue “Jamy Lin and the killers,” a superbly bad fan fiction that I have chosen as my Halloween treat to you, dear readers. So far we have learned that the Devil, known to his friends as Satin, has decided to put five psychos from famous horror movies in charge of watching his daughter. He wants the killers not to harm his daughter because his daughter is a good being who is going to end the world but he wants to teach her to be evil but she is already evil…take a deep breath. The killers include Freddy Kreuger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Hannibal Lecter, and The Grudge (which the author thinks is an entity, specifically the female manifestation from the movie). This whole plot of the Devil’s is meant to be a punishment for the killers who have apparently been causing hell in hell. The Devil’s daughter is Jamy Lin, a “fore” year old girl who hates whores and has a father who dates stripes. Horizontal or vertical is not specified. Jamy Lin is also an angle to the stripes. Jamy Lin has some serious anger problems and almost kills her step sister over a ride in a Barbie jeep. She ends up sparing her step-sister and it is revealed that her mother was raped by the Devil.