453: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Two

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter Two
Critiqued by TacoMagic

Last week we were treated to some undiluted random badassery in order to introduce Wesker as the new Awesome McEvil of the fic.  Samantha came back to life with the magic of Nemesis, but otherwise not much happened.

So let’s just jump right in and see what chapter two takes us.

(location umbrella’s secret base)

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Art-Tastic Tuesday

While I’m not a MLP fan, I did happen across this and thought it needed sharing:

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I just… d’aww! This was put together by Gsphere of at deviantart. GSphere concentrates almost entirely on MLP fanart, and is pretty good. If you’re into ponies, you should go check him out.


452: Twitanic – Chapter 7

Title: Twitanic
Author: mentos93
Media: Movie/Book
Topic:  Twilight/Titanic
Genre: Romance/Drama
URL: Chapter 7
Critiqued by Ghostcat

Hello once more, wonderous Patrons!

In the last pile of ponderous nothing I laid before you, not much happened. There was more conversation between Edward, Carlisle, and Rose – now with the added “excitement” of Anna-Bella, who probably still has no idea what’s going on. There was then a mid-chapter jump over to James (Transitions? What are those?) who impulsively decided to rummage through the attic and pulled out a few fragments of Edward’s back story that I’m still having trouble believing. There was then yet another unexplained hop over to Jack, where the Magic Alice Ball predicted an attack by Alaskan “wolfs”, prompting the clan of supernaturally strong sparklepires (who have plenty of time to set up a defense and nearly unlimited resources to throw into the project) to run away like scared children.

If the fic follows formula, this chapter will either pick up exactly where the last one ended, or there will be a sudden and unexplained scene shift to another location and/or character.

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451: Their Mockingjay – Oneshot

Title: Their Mockingjay
Author: LikeTotallyTaffi
Media: Book/Movie
Topic:  The Hunger Games
Genre: Humor
URL:  Their Mockingjay
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the Library. Well, what would you know, but my first Hunger Games fic here at the library is in fact a oneshot. Who figured?

And yes, I like the Hunger Games books. Do they have things that don’t work? Sure. But the things that do work far outweigh those that don’t, and I like how Katniss is as a character, being strong and independent but also having her insecurities. I quite like the character of Katniss Everdeen, as she actually is a fairly well-written female character.

So it kind of annoys me when people totally miss the characterization she has in the books. As this fic does. Well, aside from one other pretty big thing, anyhow.

With that said, let’s get started.

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450: resident evil:reborn – Chapter One

Title: resident evil:reborn
Author: Insane Doctor The Insane Shadow Hunter and JudgementDragon25
Media: Video Game / Movie
Topic:  As many video games as you can shake a stick at, and The Land Before Time
Genre: None listed, and really, it’s hard to categorize such fail
URL: resident evil:reborn – Chapter one
Critiqued by TacoMagic

OK, so if you’ve been with the library for a while, or if you’ve exhaustively read our archives, you might remember a massive and incoherent fail-fest called call of duty:the untold zombie chronicels by Insane Doctor.  At the end of zombie chronicels I threatened all of you with the fact that there are 2 sequels to that mess.  Well, since I had a tie for votes, I headed over to ol’ random.org and flipped a coin between the two contestants, the sequel to zombie cronicels, resident evil:reborn (no space or capitalization), won the flip.

Interestingly, since zombie chronicels was removed due to a violation of FF.net rules (due to the graphic dinosaur pedophilia), Insane Doctor has changed his moniker to The Insane Shadow Hunter, and changed his profile. It now no longer reads like it was written by a murder-worshiping 14-year-old.  Rather it reads like a self-aggrandizing 16-year-old with partial literacy wrote it.  I’ll take small improvements where I can get them.  To keep things simple, I’m going to keep referring to the authors as Insane Doctor (ID) and JudgementDragon25 (JD25), since those are the names still on the title-page of this fic and the author insertions still retain those names too.

ID has also started a really, really bad My Little Pony fic that I’ve added to our orphaned fics list.  My guess is either Herr or Ghostie may want to take a crack at that.  On the plus side, he actually capitalizes words in that fic.

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449: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore – Oneshot

Title: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore
Author: SilverWildRiver
Media: Book
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: It’s listed as Drama/Hurt/Comfort. I’m…slightly skeptical, but we’ll let it pass.
URL: A conservation between Hagrid and Dumbledore
Critiqued by DawnFire

Hi, guys! I’m DawnFire. Some of you may have noticed me posting comments on here recently; some of you have even replied, which has been fun. I’m one of several (many?) PPC Boarders who seem to have made their way over here. I’m not sure whether all of us owe thanks to HerrWozzeck for posting a link on the Board, or whether some of us were already here, but I’ll say it anyway: thanks, Herr!

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448: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter Two

Title: Don’t Stop Believing
Author: Emineminems
Media: Television / Movie
Topic: Dragon Ball Z
Genre: Friendship / Romance
URL: Don’t Stop Believing – Chapter Two
Critiqued By Baffle Blend

Welcome, welcome, patrons. Baffle Blend here again. I’m not in a good mood today, so let’s skip the theatrics and let’s get this shit over with.

Last time on Don’t Stop Believing, Trunks and Pan left two OCs that had no reason to be there. Then they got onto a subway- sorry I totally mean train, where they then proceed to have no idea where they’re sitting. Then it’s mushy stuff for the rest of the chapter.

I expect no differences here.

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