“I asked Bifocals to make us a “critiqued by” field. She drove this up about three minutes later. She calls it ‘Raptaco Mk4′.”
“Apparently the first two blew-up in testing and somebody ‘borrowed’ the third when she accidentally left the keys in the ignition.”
What!? There was only three minutes, who would know to steal-
*Raptaco Mk3 walks through the lobby with “Eliztha” piloting it.*
Ah. Okay then. Read the rest of this entry »
Title: Twin Humanities
Media: Video Game
Topic: Dark Souls
Genre: Adventure Romance
URL: Chapter 28.5
Critiqued by Erttheking
N: All right Ert! The bogey is slippery but we’re closing in on it! It’s trying to lose us in the asteroid belt around the station, but we’ll get it.
E: Why the Hell did you build this near an asteroid belt?
G: Liked the view. Anyway, whoever stole the ring is in for a surprise.
C: Huh. Turns out asteroid belts are actually really spaced out.
G: Yup, movies get it all wrong.
E: Look, I can handle the red ring, and Cornelia can just get it off me if I’m wrong. I can go out there and help them-
G: Not to rain on your parade, but it’s 3v1 our advantage out there. They really don’t need your help. Now don’t you have a review to do?
E: Ugh, fine. Read the rest of this entry »
Title: My Immortal
Author: Tara (reposted by the lovely internet trolls)
Media: Book / Movie
Topic: Harry Potter
Genre: Romance / angst
URL: My Immortal – Chapter 27
Critiqued by Lyle
Hey everyone! Welcome back to another update of My Immortal! *waits for the collective groan to pass* I’m glad you’re all as enthusiastic as I am. Before we begin, let’s go ahead and recap what happened in chapter 26. This shouldn’t take long. Read the rest of this entry »
Title: A Witch needs her Cat
Topic: Black Cat
URL: Chapter One
Critiqued by SC
Hello, readers, and welcome back to the Library! I’m SC, guest-riffer, fellow reader and frequent commenter, here with another riff for you guys which deviates a bit from the norm for me, in that it’s not about a video game – this fic is from the Black Cat side of fanfiction.net, called A Witch needs her Cat, by FlamingAxel!
“But, SC! You can’t seriously be thinking of starting a third riff on top of the other two, can you?”
Oh, don’t worry, I’m not. I will be continuing this riff, but at a later date so that I’m not overworking myself. This riff is just here to fill in for DMC4 in the meantime.
Title: A Game to Beat
URL: Chapter Four
Critiqued by Silky
Hello again, patrons, and welcome back to “A Game to Beat,” the adventure/humor Homestuck fic that contains no adventure or humor! Last time, we watched our not-quite-Sue reconnect with an old friend and almost kill herself trying to cut down trees with a scythe. Before we take on the next (and hopefully last) chapter in this series, I’d like to direct your attention to the description for this lovely fic:
A new troll named Krisym meets the twelve trolls. She doesn’t know that the game Sgrub which she currently plays, effects reality so the trolls don’t tell her.
Normally, I would criticize her use of the word “effect” in a context where she clearly means “affect,” but actually, Sgrub does create an entire new universe when played correctly, so in a sense, it does effect reality.
G’day, dearest Patrons!
Are we ready to continue with Chapter 9?
Me neither, but I’ve already wasted most of the day’s allotted writing time with a marathon of Generator Rex, so I might as well do something at least partially productive now.
In the first portion of the chapter, Magic Alice Ball had a vision of the demigods marching towards Forks. This freaked out everyone, since there is some kind of trap baited with Rose and Jack in Forks now, so most of the characters were put on a bus to go hash it out with these demigods after an awkward “flirty” scene between Leah and Jack.
Returning to finish out the chapter with me is my sweet baby Gumdrop.
Ghostie have squirrels?
Sorry, fresh out – but the ninjas and I have worked out something you’ll like. You have to be good until the end of the chapter, though.
To the fic!
That’s my line, Gumdrop!
Title: Twenty Warriors
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Media: Video Games/Comics/Movies/Cartoons
Topic: Skies of Arcadia/Fire Emblem (Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn duology)/X-Men/Punisher/Super Smash Brothers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Tales of Symphonia/Dead or Alive/Riviera: The Promised Land/Gears of War
URL: Twenty Warriors: Chapter 19
Critiqued by Herr Wozzeck
Hey guys, and welcome to more Twenty Warriors.
Holy shit, this fic just keeps getting more and more illogical as we go. I get the strong feeling we’re going to hit the apex of stupid soon enough. I guess we’ll see in a bit, though.
For now, let’s get going with this installment.